 *Good websites*
These sites have been suggested by the children as worth visiting.. |
The ideas for this page have come from the pupil's of Umberleigh Primary School
On this page.........Good websites : Jokes : Favourite authors : Children's drawings about the school :
Other pages Special interests : -
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*Good websites*
These sites have been suggested by the children as worth visiting.. |
| www.beanotown.com | |
| www.harrypotter.co.uk | |
| www.IdeasForThe Kids.co.uk | |
| www.yahooligans.com |  |
| www.wwb.co.uk | |
| www.insectclassifieds.com |
*Jokes*
How do you stop a Polar bear from
charging?...............Take it's credit card away!
by Flora
Why can't the car play football
?......................Because its only got one boot!
by Michael
Why couldn't the pony speak properly?.................Because it was a little hoarse! By Laura
What do you call a reindeer with cotton wool in his ear?.....................Anything you like, he can't hear you!
Which bird is always out of breath?....................The Puffin!
Which cheese is made backwards?.....................Edam!
Why don't polar bears eat penguins?..................Because they can't get the wrappers off!
What do you call a camel with three humps?.................Humphrey!
How do you keep a fool waiting?..............................I'll tell you tomorrow!
Where would you find a 10,000 year old cow?.....................In a Moooseum!
Where are the Andes?......................................On the end of the armies!
Which animal should you never play cards with?.....................................A cheetah!
What is a frogs favourite drink?........................................Croaka-cola!
What do you call a fish without an eye?.............................fsh!
What type of queue is always straight?...............................A snooker cue!
Joanne Rowling is super!
She wrote all the Harry Potter books.
Barbara Sleigh is
fantastic! She writes great stories about cats.
Arthur Ransome writes
great sailing stories. He is one of the best authors I have come
across.
C.S.Lewis wrote the Narnia
books and is FANTASTIC!
by Cat.
Jacqueline Wilson is the
best. She won the Children's book of the year and the Guardian Children's
Fiction Award with 'The Illustrated Mum' and the Smarties Award with 'Double
Act'.
by Becky, Phoebe and Tara.
Michael Morpurgo. He writes such a wonderful range of books about all sorts of different things. I loved Cool! by Laura and Ben W.
*Children's drawings about the school*
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